New toys are awesome. When we were kids, there was nothing more enjoyable that waking up Christmas morning and seeing what new toys we had to bash over our brother’s head. We imagine Dan & Stu were overcome with a similar joy when they walked into the studio and found 790’s new text message feature.
For those that were listening today, you probably heard all the entertaining thoughts that made their way from the finger tips of listeners, to the message board on the 790 computer. Some of them didn’t make it that far though. For quite some time now, the Anatomy of a Meatball computer system has been receiving messages intended for the Dan Le Batard show. We’re not sure how it started or why it’s even happening, but who are we to argue? Here are some of the text messages, intended to reach Dan, that made their way to our slimy fingers. We’ve decided to withhold the phone numbers, and put the names of the sender in it’s place. Sorry, no prank calling for you guys.
See the texts we intercepted, after the jump.
dab’ ksud wZNdSAad toe dsis ss –S. O’Neal [3:07]
no way the cavs get Lebron any help at the trade deadline. trust me. –M. Stein [3:11]
ben wallace to cleveland. i’ll give you another chance to break a story. –D.A.R.E. Guy [3:13]
yo Zeke. what about Williams and Davis for your first round pick? –P. Riley [3:23]
mumble mumble mumble… and BOOM! –F. Caliendo [3:27]
dan, according to espn Wallace to the cavs –M. Hochman [3:29]
dsfkghefjgh ufw qakqaaliqa aaa –S. O’Neal [4:17]
told ya so –D.A.R.E. Guy [4:28]
sorry dan. wrong # –P. Riley [4:32]
UAAHAEYA! belly slap! –Kamala [4:37]
dan- thats nature b-e-e. leave the script to stu. –M. Buck [4:43]
hey dan. i just textif… uhh… texto… uhh… textified you. he he. –F. Caliendo [5:02]
dan, you wanna tell frank that impersonations dont work in text messages or should i? --M. Hochman [5:16]
do you guys get picture messages too? just curious… –S. Salisbury [5:37]
hes throwin barrrrelllls dan! –F. Caliendo [5:49]
asdbva hsdvb ashkdvs nhs –S. O’Neal [6:24]
srsly dan. Frank has gotta be stopped. its so annoying. –M. Hochman [6:42]
dan. i think shaq has been tryin to say hi to you for the past 3 hours. fingers might be too fat for his iphone tho –S. Nash [6:57]
February 22, 2008 at 4:11 am |
Just don’t have a Metro Piece of Shit. they can’t text the station, Step Up to a real provider!